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Health Care Reform Passes Senate; Promises Cheap Abortions, more expensive Tanning Sessions
(TTfD) What has been described by such upstanding men as Barack Obama and Chris Dodd, The United States of America has received a very special present — higher taxes passed by bribed Senators to better support their special interests.
There was a time when one could say, “Only in America,” but that doesn’t quite work anymore as the country is being run so corruptly that rotten little dictatorshpis countries now look honest in comparison. The news seems to be reaching all parts of America, but hitting the liberals the hardest today as Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon have split up. Single people all over now have one more thing to worry about.
Next, the Senate’s ranking Hobbit Harry Reid will now go behind closed doors with Speaker Nancy Pelosi — known as the Celebreity face of Botox — to hold more secret meetings because they know they are smarter than the rest of America. Of course, they do so with the blessings of Barack, who once called for an open government but apparently only meant he wanted to open our pocket books.
Stay tuned in coming days and find out how Barney Frank and Chris Dodd, both criminals, are in a very big way responsible for the mess America is in, and how the Democrats have for years “stolen” your tax dollars to campaign and give this nation away to China.
2010 will come quickly, and with it comes a storm fueled by all of us who wish Washington to be unemployed and not us. We will fix this.
While Senator Reid would choose to desecrate this great Holiday with inanity, I will not.
Merry Christmas:
Isaiah 9:
6 For to us a child is born,
to us a son is given,
and the government will be on his shoulders.
And he will be called
Wonderful Counselor, [b] Mighty God,
Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.7 Of the increase of his government and peace
there will be no end.
He will reign on David’s throne
and over his kingdom,
establishing and upholding it
with justice and righteousness
from that time on and forever.
The zeal of the LORD Almighty
will accomplish this.
God bless. And remember, while Barry Obama’s autobiographies made Oprah’s Book Club, the Bible never did.
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