Obama Pans Chicago Deep Dish; St Louis Pizza His Favorite
America now knows at least one person is working in St Louis
(TTfD) Turning his back on what made Chicago famous — other than Al Capone and dirty politics — Obama sent to Saint Louis, MO for his favorite pizza. Chicago’s much-beloved albeit doughy deep dish pizza is left in the dust as STL pizza maker is beckoned to Washington to serve up his specialty for Obama.
"Your pizza sucks, but I want your money" Obama to Chicago
With thousands out of work in Saint Louis, America can rejoice that one man is working. According to The Sun, the pizza maker travelled the 850 mile jaunt to Washington with 20 lbs of dough and three gallons of sauce to the munchy-ridden president.
Saint Louis, the former giant of beer and automobile manufacturing, has recessed greatly under the Obama plan. Pundits now speculate exactly what is the source of his great hunger as it is obvious he is doing very little — if anything — for the economy, national security or even Americans held hostage overseas.
It is believed this new idea for economic stimulus, having pizzas from all across America delivered to Obama, will prove more effective and far cheaper than spending trillions of taxpayer dollars on what is amounting to his re-election campaign.
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