Jesse Jackson Now Calling Black Congress Racist
Has Not Yet Threatened Further Nutcutting, though
"I'm gonna cut..."
(TTfD) Yawn. Jesse Jackson — America’s most famous Theology-school drop out — attempted to once again shock America today by proclaiming that “You can’t vote against healthcare and call yourself a black man,” according to The Hill. However, unlike his normal blustering about white American racists — or Republicans — or even the auto companies Toyota and BMW, this time he said it about prominent Alabama Democrat Rep. Artur Davis.
From The Hill:
“We even have blacks voting against the healthcare bill,” Jackson said at a reception Wednesday night.
What Jackson does not seem to understand is that anyone who actually dared to defy the Democrat leadership was not voting against Health Care itself, but against the great expense that the proposed bill will cost Americans to give even more control to the government and accomplish little else.
No one would actually vote against health care, as that would be stupid. Yet, voting against a hostile government takeover that will surely operate with the corruption and arrogance of other government businesses such as Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac is admirable.
This could mark the first time in Congressional history — certainly not in the pop entertainment community — that Jesse Jackson has demonstrated his magic powers to remove the skin pigmentation of black people he chooses not to like. While his statement did not resemble anything that would be uttered by a normal minister, such as love your neighbor as your brother, America must remember that he is no ordinary minister of God at all.
Ironically, not only is Rep. Artur Davis a black man, but the only black Congressman from Alabama. This may of course mean that Jackson and his Rainbow Coalition will not be supporting Davis in his bid for the state’s governorship.
Still, it appears that Jesse Jackson is softening in his old age, possibly due
This is a true reflection of a kinder, gentler kind of self-hating black man who in 2008 made his attentions toward then Presidential Candidate Barack Obama:
While he apologized for the comment, his “apology” certainly did not “equivocate” the situation:
The TTfD staff has looked deeply into this matter and determined that Jackson was not actually talking about “nuts” but rather referring to the dismemberment of a part of the male reproductive system. Scouring Wikipedia we have found that these “nuts” are essential to reproduction and found the proper term is “testicles.”
Jesse Jackson has taken race-baiting to a new high, and he should be commended for moving on from his usual targets.
To show Jesse Jackson, Rev. Wright, Al Sharpton and friends that Jesus loves them, I am asking for a National Day of Prayer for these race assailants on Monday, November 30. Also let us pray that Jesse Jackson in fact never gets a chance to cut anyone’s nuts off — especially those of Barack Obama — because that is a very wrong thing to do. To let others know of your intent to pray, the TTfD staff is kindly asking its readers to cover their private areas with their hands while out in public in spiritual preparation for the event.
In the meantime, TTfD advises that all black people learn to stop thinking for themselves and only partake in actions deemed “black” enough by the likes of Jesse Jackson. Remember too that the Democrats also started a Civil War to keep black people as slaves, that Democrats voted against Civil Rights legislation in the 1960s, and that the horrible sheriff of Birmingham, AL who turned fire hoses and dogs on black protesters some 40 years back was also a Democrat.
In related news, Democrat Robert Byrd was celebrated today by mainstream media for being the longest running Congressman of all time. Byrd’s longevity is a reminder that not only is he a past leader of the Klu Klux Klan, but that the Klan itself is in fact an outgrowth of the Democrat Party itself. MSNBC and CNN seemed to miss that part of the story.
In a tribute that was possibly produced by PBS:
And here he is in action, fighting for the rights of all Americans on the Senate floor.
Senator Robert Byrd (D)
“Keeping Nuts Safe in America”
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