Bowing at the Altar of BS — Bad Science
Something Stinks in Denmark; Real Scientists Guess its the stench of Marxist Hippies
Blinder Me With Science? Science?
(TTfD) Something is stinking in the 11th Century city of Copenhagen, but the cheese is delicious. Reporters from around the globe are watching the arrival of dignitaries from around the world who have taken upon themselves the future of economics for the entire globe.
Photographers, however, are anguished they could not get better pictures of the arrivals as the air is full of the exhaust of the 1,200 limos and 140 private jets that brought those too good for public transportation together to force the rest of us to buy hybrid cars. It looks like Los Angeles, only slightly less liberal, somehow.
Americans at this moment are joining hands with realists from around the world who see this as a time to celebrate that those who try to justify even higher taxes through false science are out of the country for at least a little bit. Collectively, the world is hoping fake scientists and their deity — Al Gore — may be seeking political asylum in Denmark.
“Climategate,” which consists of damning evidence of a global deception that the world is warming via some cleverly-hacked emails would have shut this conference down if in fact the issues were actually real. After all, science should be determined by real evidence-based review, not by a political movement. Not all agree, however, as the real goal of the Global Warming movement is mass wealth redistribution so to many the “facts” are really not an integral part of the issue anyhow.
Fortunately, the British media brings the news which MSNBC forgets to notice.
Further, the “big brains” behind the secret research of actually honestly reporting what a thermometer says have more to say. Please be aware that Dr. Watson in defending faked research develops a bit of a potty mouth. TTfD researchers are currently uncovering Watson’s past as a former groupie for famed Punk band “The Sex Pistols.” More on that subject will be delivered if in fact it is true. Either way, it is funny.
Science is no longer science; governments own that now too. As they will soon with Health Care in America with the complete and utter cooperation of Big Pharma and Obama’s union thugs. I suspect there is more name calling ahead.
TTfD insiders in Copenhagen are anticipating that Grammy, Oscar and Nobel Peace Prize winner Al Gore will announce his own plan to help him make more money andsave the planet. Rumors abound that Gore is moving from his Nashville energy-hogging “Mansion” to a more eco-friendly abode modeled after President Bush’s modest geothermal Texas ranch.
I'm Al Gore and I HATE THE PLANET
According to Newsbusters:
“Gore’s mansion, located in the posh Belle Meade area of Nashville, consumes more electricity every month than the average American household uses in an entire year, according to the Nashville Electric Service (NES).”
Lest we not forget that in his celluloid tribute to junk science, “the former Vice President calls on Americans to conserve energy by reducing electricity consumption at home.”
As a frame of reference, “[t]he average household in America consumes 10,656 kilowatt-hours (kWh) per year, according to the Department of Energy.”
By contrast, in 2006, Dr. Global Warming “devoured nearly 221,000 kWh—more than 20 times the national average.”
Hot Air Source Found in Nashville
If Global Warming does exist, unplugging Al Gore is probably the only answer the world needs. Oh yes, that and killing the cows?
Tax Cow gas? Well, of course they will. Remember, if the world didn’t heat up over time we would have all been eaten by polar bears by now. Not the way I want to go.
Warming the planet saves monkeys. Proof.
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