Homeland Security most afraid of Conservatives (TTfD) So as to ease the fears of any captured terrorists, Obama released memos from the Bush Administration which detailed interogation techniques and sticks with his promise of  “Change.” According to Politico, Obama considered it...
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Obama embroiled in “Dog Gate” scandal, ignoring the broken promises of his campaign (TTfD) Big hats, spurs, oil and swagger aren’t the only things that Texas is known for. On the eve of the American Tea Parties, Texas Governor...
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America now knows at least one person is working in St Louis (TTfD) Turning his back on what made Chicago famous — other than Al Capone and dirty politics — Obama sent to Saint Louis, MO for his favorite pizza. ...
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Leave Americans in harms way with “No Comment.” (TTfD) As the North Korean missile launch defiance echos among rogue nations and terrorist regimes, The United Nations sits quiet.  Russia — which tested an ICBM today — tells America that “Iran...
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American Ship Captain Held Hostage Obama’s Teleprompter In-Chief Says “No Comment!” Piracy Handling Important Obama Test Iran Celebrates Nuclear Day Growing Nuclear Threat… Fuel Plant Now Open Obama Pushes to Legalize Illegals In light of security concerns, Obama attempts to further pad Dem voter base While fewer...
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Love on the Rocks?  Aint no big surprise… (TTfD) In a strange twist of events, American “race relation” advocates face the daunting task of picketing the nation of Turkey, whose media has mocked Obama through the age-old Jolson skit.   The...
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All Is Normal In Democrat Majority World (TTfD) President Barack Obama enjoyed a visit to the famed Turkish “Blue Mosque” to end his trip to Europe in hopes of engaging the support of the Muslim community worldwide. According to...
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Secretly Continues Bush Policy without the Tact (TTfD) Suprising the entire world, Obama addressed the Turkish government insisting he isn’t going to change anything at all, and even echoed the former President’s clarification that the war was not being fought...
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Launches New Book, “The Arrogance of my Presidential Smirk” (TTfD) Today President Obama made Clinton’s Vietnam-era overseas protests against America look Patriotic, telling an adoring audience that Americans have “failed to appreciate Europe’s leading role in the world” and has...
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Talk of New World Order a Reminder of Crucial Role of Conspiracy Theorists (TTfD) Stocks soared as President Obama took this “Change Tour” to London — along with an entourage 500 strong — to give the Queen of England an...
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(TTfD) Due to the pressing threat of the Conficker, a trojan worm now believed by many to be part of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, this post is being cut to a brief. One would think that the president would...
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Seeks to set limits on what you make… (TTfD) In a move that shocked three or four people, DemocRat Congressman Barney Frank announed he loves money almost as much as he loves to show affection. Under the secrecy that is President...
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Admin Search For Replacement Stops at Sesame Street — not Wall Street, source says (TTfD) Under pressure from the Heavy Hand of the US government, GM Chairman Rick Wagoner stepped down after a 32 year career in efforts to salvage...
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Flood Victims React! Through Prayer? (TTfD)As flood waters ravage America’s Northern Heartland, Pundits regrettably forget to ask “Where’s OBama and why hasn’t he done more?” I found him. Actually, he is not. That was a campaign photo from last year. Here’s...
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Writer, Son Must Face Shame (TTfD) First, I would like to say that I was born this way. Although many say it is a “choice,” I came to understand at an early age that I am the way God...
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Don’t even try to take a bite (TTfD)After much research from our determined but somewhat addled staff, it has now officially been confirmed that Freddie Mac is in fact not edible. Care should be taken though if you do plan...
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Low blow on cable news (TTfD) In a shock that nearly melted the airways, Barney Frank reminded America that he is in fact a homosexual, and presumably cares what Scalia thinks about it. I had trouble with the sound on this...
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“It’s the economy stupid” – Bill Clinton, famous disgraced President, disbarred Lawyer What is this historic presidency all about? Obama is proving himself to be one heck of a celebrity, but is that what he was elected to do? Amongst an offensive Leno appearance...
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